Got chatting to a very nice girl today, was gonna meet up with her but thing went about AWOL... She just phoned me at 1:45am to see where I was, I think cool, she's interested, she then tells me that she's going back to Essex on Tuesday and won't be back till November. Sucky thing number 1. She THEN asks me hold old I am, I asked the question back. She says 'I'm 18, you?? Younger than 23???' At this point I think SHIT. This is all going to go horribly wrong in about 10 seconds. I say 'no, I'm a bit older'. She says 'How much older...'.
At this point my brain splits into two. One half says 'LIE!!! Tell her you're 24!!!!!', but then the stupid moral slightly drunk side takes control.
Sucky thing number 2.
Sucky thing number 3.
'OK, well I guess I'll see you in November then, I'll try and forget what you just said' she replies.